Oh dear, I seem to have written a content management system.
Craig's been pestering me for several years now to replace my site with something vaguely more modern, and this is the result. It should all be approximately working except for the comment system in the photo gallery which has yet to be ported. Old links to webpages will probably still work thanks to a shiny redirection system.
So, go forth and explore! Who knows, you may find something useful in one of these pages: